Mike in Real Life

 

What the crap is this?

If I had the time or inclination, I would respond and have some fun with them, but I have better things to do with my time.

The opportunity is available! Logical Equipment company is a quickly growing firm specializing in store brand goods. Logical Equipment company is reliable in providing direct to consumer sales and services. They are also extending other lines of business, and at this moment are recruiting purposeful personnel. Purchasing Agent is has to manage client oriented teams, to work with a big variety of consumers to provide professional benefits, and to operate business development activities on strategic and global priority accounts.
The idea of the manager is to plan, carry out and complete purchasing and procurement strategies of the organization. This involves acquiring means within budget and facilitating communication between enterprise and stores in order to deliver staff and services agreeably to the plan.

Obligations:
- Facilitate meetings with prospective vendors and consumer departments;
- Admit and confirm requisitions for various materials, equipment and services;
- Prepare and process purchase targets;
- Increase providers’ relationships to include shipping negotiations;
- Plan the work sheet for the shipping planning division;
- Perform similar duties and responsibilities as essential.

To be accepted candidates must own:
- Acquirements to work amicably in a team circumference and know when to lead and when to follow;
- Powerful analytical, contact and problem-solving skills;
- Extensive experience in providing customer’s services and other close areas that implicate the shipping;
- Knowledge of purchasing methods, methods of portage and handling charges;
- Experience to explore trends and market conditions for the present and future lead-time, and capacity of products and consumer services.

Full- and Part-time positions are available. The real wage is open.
If you are interested then just reply to this email and you will be contacted by the direct employer to get more clear information about this company.

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“These worries that we have are so rare,” says Christie Barnes, mother of four and author of The Paranoid Parents Guide. “It’s like packing a snow shovel in case it snows in Las Vegas.” Based on surveys Barnes collected, the top five worries of parents are, in order:

• Kidnapping
• School snipers
• Terrorists
• Dangerous strangers
• Drugs

But how do children really get hurt or killed?

• Car accidents
• Homicide (usually committed by a person who knows the child, not a stranger)
• Abuse
• Suicide
• Drowning

Why such a big discrepancy between worries and reality? Barnes says parents fixate on rare events because they internalize horrific stories they hear on the news or from a friend without stopping to think about the odds the same thing could happen to their children.

link: 5 Worries Parents Should Drop, And 5 They Shouldn’t : Shots – Health News Blog : NPR

Honestly, I don’t think I have anything to add to this article. They hit the nail right on the head, parents are freaking out about shit that will probably never happen to their children.

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“We know what shape, sizes and consistencies pose the greatest risk for choking in children and whenever possible food manufacturers should design foods to avoid those characteristics, or redesign existing foods when possible, to change those characteristics to reduce the choking risk,” said Dr. Gary Smith, immediate-past chairman of the American Academy of Pediatrics’ Committee on Injury, Violence and Poison Prevention and lead author of the organization’s new policy statement on preventing choking.”

link: Pediatricians Want Redesign of Hot Dogs, Candy to Curb Kids’ Choking – BusinessWeek

You have got to be shitting me!

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What I mean is that I really need to start actually taking the time to write my damned thoughts down.

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Religious delusions are common symptoms of schizophrenia. – SciForums.com

M*W: Scientists have concluded that there is a deeply manifested relationship between religion and schizophrenia. Common symptoms of non-treated schizophrenics include delusions of both spirituality and religiousness. Religious belief delusions vary across cultures. The impact of religion does not always have a positive outcome. In fact, religious delusions may play a part in substance abuse and suicide attempts. Psychiatrists have found that using religion as part of a patient’s treatment can often have adverse outcomes.

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I have decided that I am going to start replacing the word “Fuck” with the word “Thank” in all conversation.

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Went to Bob Evan’s for lunch today, carry out. The girl at the carryout register gave me a $10 bil in change. Apparently she assumed I had money other than the $20 bill I gave her?

NO TIP FOR YOU!

Also, I had the conversation after the jump with a friend on YIM about it. Good stuff. I love that girl.

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