Fun with Semantics
I have decided that I am going to start replacing the word “Fuck” with the word “Thank” in all conversation.
How Not to Get a Tip
Went to Bob Evan’s for lunch today, carry out. The girl at the carryout register gave me a $10 bil in change. Apparently she assumed I had money other than the $20 bill I gave her?
NO TIP FOR YOU!
Also, I had the conversation after the jump with a friend on YIM about it. Good stuff. I love that girl. 
The Perfect Woman
Recently, I was having a discussion with a very dear friend about “the perfect woman.” Maybe not so much a discussion as the topic being brought up, in jest, but it was still enough to make me think more about the topic. I know that, almost a year ago, I had posted some drivel about the woman I wanted to date, but honestly I was in a bit of a funk at the time and know that our ideas in a perfect mate are not necessarily static.
To that end, I think I know what, at this point in time, my idea of “the perfect woman” is. Nothing too shallow, I hope, but probably very universal.
Unfrozen Computerguy Supervisor
Every day, I feel more like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer when I get sent to the warehouse to cover the day shift supervisors lunch.
National Day of Time Wasting
It would appear that the same faith based tripe from the former Presidential regime is continuing under Obama. (Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, right?)
The White House Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
April 30, 2010Presidential Proclamation–National Day of Prayer
A PROCLAMATION
Throughout our history, whether in times of great joy and thanksgiving, or in times of great challenge and uncertainty, Americans have turned to prayer. In prayer, we have expressed gratitude and humility, sought guidance and forgiveness, and received inspiration and assistance, both in good times and in bad.
On this day, let us give thanks for the many blessings God has bestowed upon our Nation. Let us rejoice for the blessing of freedom both to believe and to live our beliefs, and for the many other freedoms and opportunities that bring us together as one Nation. Let us ask for wisdom, compassion, and discernment of justice as we address the great challenges of our time.
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Final Fantasy XIII
Final Fantasy XIII, released about a week ago, is definitely a visually stunning game, but there just seems to be something missing.
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Quitting Smoking, The Money Way
Just had a random thought about quitting smoking, and this is something I wish I had done the many times I have quit (for good now!).
