The majority of people annoy me in more ways than you could ever possibly imagine. I have been cultivating a very nice community on the internet that allows me to ignore the general populace of less than savory characters, but there are still times when it must be done. Tonight was one of those times.

The short of it, because I know that no one wants to read a rambling discourse about the morons who work for Dominos Pizza, is:

  1. I called Dominos to order a pizza for the boys and me.
  2. I placed my order.
  3. The asshat1 asked for my last name.
  4. I said Tice.
  5. The asshat asked me to spell it.
  6. I said T-I-C-E, Tango, India, Charlie, Echo.
  7. The asshat said P?
  8. I said, no, T-I-C-E, Tango, India, Char…
  9. The asshat interrupted me and said that means nothing to him.
  10. I said T T T as in Tango in a very loud and forceful manner.
  11. The asshat said 15 minutes
  12. I pressed End on my phone and said Fucking Dumbass.
  13. The asshat said what did you say
  14. Woops, my phone had not finished hanging up.
  15. I called Papa Johns and got more pizza at the same price without cancelling my order with Dominos.

Yup, I win at life.

  1. the thing taking my order does not deserve a better name than this.↩