Mike in Real Life

Me, and things

Author Archive

Some days, I love what Gmail’s Spam Filter Misses

  What the crap is this? If I had the time or inclination, I would respond and have some fun with them, but I have better things to do with my time. The opportunity is available! Logical Equipment company is a quickly growing firm specializing in store brand goods. Logical Equipment company is reliable in [...]

Misplaced Parental Fears

  “These worries that we have are so rare,” says Christie Barnes, mother of four and author of The Paranoid Parents Guide. “It’s like packing a snow shovel in case it snows in Las Vegas.” Based on surveys Barnes collected, the top five worries of parents are, in order: Kidnapping School snipers Terrorists Dangerous strangers [...]

Hot Dogs, The Food of DEATH!

  1 “We know what shape, sizes and consistencies pose the greatest risk for choking in children and whenever possible food manufacturers should design foods to avoid those characteristics, or redesign existing foods when possible, to change those characteristics to reduce the choking risk,” said Dr. Gary Smith, immediate-past chairman of the American Academy of [...]

Writing is Habit Forming

  What I mean is that I really need to start actually taking the time to write my damned thoughts down.

Religion = Schizophrenia, I Think Not

  Religious delusions are common symptoms of schizophrenia. – SciForums.com M*W: Scientists have concluded that there is a deeply manifested relationship between religion and schizophrenia. Common symptoms of non-treated schizophrenics include delusions of both spirituality and religiousness. Religious belief delusions vary across cultures. The impact of religion does not always have a positive outcome. In [...]

Fun with Semantics

  I have decided that I am going to start replacing the word “Fuck” with the word “Thank” in all conversation.

How Not to Get a Tip

  Went to Bob Evan’s for lunch today, carry out. The girl at the carryout register gave me a $10 bil in change. Apparently she assumed I had money other than the $20 bill I gave her? NO TIP FOR YOU! Also, I had the conversation after the jump with a friend on YIM about [...]

  • Admin

  • The Out Campaign: Scarlet Letter of Atheism
  • Tweets

    There are no recent tweets.

    View more tweets | Powered by HL Twitter

  • Categories