In no certain order, since order really does not matter and this is all purely hypothetical, I am going to create a numbered list of the criteria. Because I can.

1. Must be, at least, a libertarian. I am no fan of the government, and there is no way I could ever find myself with a liberal, conservative, statist, et al. I say libertarian with a little l, because the party itself has been hijacked by conservatives and has lost its principles.
2. Must be cute. Not hot, just cute. Dating hotties leads to nothing but trouble, it is a fact.
3. Must be shorter than me. I am not very tall, around 5’10″, but I don’t want a woman taller than me. Doesn’t have to be a lot shorter, just a little bit.
4. Must not have a problem with my smoking. i don’t care if she smokes, but i do. I’ll never do it in the house, and I may give it up again some day, but for now, I smoke.
5. Must not want to live together. I am done with that. I want to have my space and my time. We can have our time together, but I want time to me.
6. Not living together means not having kids together. I have two. She can have some as well. I don’t need any more.
7. Must live within 45 miles of me. This is pretty self explanatory.
8. Must be a geek. Everything coming up will pretty much relate back to this qualifier.
9. Must get my random esoteric attempts at humor through references to television shows, books, comics, graphic novels, video games, movies, history, whatever I can string together. Now, I am not saying I am anywhere near as bad as, oh, say, Dennis Miller. Than man can find a way to relate Rat Basketball at COSI to Hannibal crossing the Alps. I am not that bad. Well, maybe close, but not THAT bad.
10. Must be a gamer. By a gamer, I don’t mean, “Oh, did you play that new Cooking MaMa on the Wii?” I mean a gamer. PS3 or 360, I don’t care which, but we can get together and play some Halo or COD over the network and kick some serious ass. It would definitely be a lot of fun.
11. This isn’t necessarily a “must” but a “would be nice.” EVE player. I love that MMORPG. It is by far the best one out there for its sandbox style, single server, and actual in game consequences. I am not saying we would have to be in the same corporation or alliance. Hell, if she were in a Merc corp and they war decced us, then I would expect her to try her best to make my pod go plop, but just having someone who can enjoy that game as much as I do would be awesome.

Ok, so, 11 little things. Not really too much, right? I am sure that my perfect woman must be out there somewhere. Hell, I don’t even have an age requirement.

For almost three months now, or basically since the realization was reached that my marriage was totally over (still need to get that totally resolved) I have been seeing one of the women I work with.

While I have heard people say this is a bad thing, and have always thought it was myself, it has actually been working out very well.

Last week, on Memorial Day, my sister had a birthday party for her daughter that a number of our family members attended. One of my cousins asked me, “How did you get her.” I replied with a snide comment about seeing her on the shelf at the store, price being reasonable, and decided to go ahead and buy her. A few chuckles from those around for my lame joke, by I then said that we worked together. She threw out some figure about 78% of people getting married these days are with coworkers (not sure where she got that figure, probably from one of her college classes) and this made me think a little more about how we are able to make this work out for the two of us.

The number one thing we do is to keep our personal lives and work lives as separate as possible. When we are at work, we do not talk about outside work. When we are together outside work, we do not talk about work. Those are two different aspects of our lives and should not be intertwined at all. There are some exceptions, of course, where she may have had a bad day, or I may have had a bad day, and since I used to do the job she does now I understand fully what her frustrations are.

We also try to not spend a lot of time together when we are working. Work is for work. It is not social hour. Luckily, we do not do work very closely together. While we both are in the office, she performs customer service and I do IT work. I do not give her preferential treatment if she has a problem, I try my best to treat everyone as equally as possible. The only time we ever really talk is when we go outside to smoke, so for maybe 30 minutes out of the entire day. Doing this allows us to enjoy the time we spend together away from work since we are not in each other’s space all day long.

The only problem I have with the entire situation are my other coworkers. I don’t have an issue with people knowing that we are seeing each other. The issue I have is when people start talking about something that is not there business. Some of the women here scream about their personal lives on the phone where you actually know every little thing that is happening in their lives. We are not like that. If I do not broadcast anything about my personal life, then it isn’t any of their business, nor should it be something that they need to discuss. I do not know if we are a topic of conversation, and I really do not care in the long run, but I have always preferred if someone has a question about my life, then they should come to me directly and ask me about it as opposed to someone who isn’t even involved.

Actually, on second thought, that is not my “only” problem. The biggest problem is vacation time. We do not perform the same job, if I am gone she does not cover my desk and vice versa. On Saturday, I am leaving with my family for the Outer Banks and we invited her to go with us. I told my mother (who, incidentally, also works with me) that it was going to be an uphill battle with management, but I managed to get my girl friend to go ahead and put in her vacation request. Two weeks later, it was actually approved, much to my surprise, and after much debate amongst management and talks they had with the office staff. How exactly was it any of the office staffs business? Why did they feel the need to ask them if it was alright? Despite all that, though, she will be coming with us and I am extremely happy about that.