Fun with Semantics
I have decided that I am going to start replacing the word “Fuck” with the word “Thank” in all conversation.
Entries for the ‘Life’ Category
How Not to Get a Tip
Went to Bob Evan’s for lunch today, carry out. The girl at the carryout register gave me a $10 bil in change. Apparently she assumed I had money other than the $20 bill I gave her? NO TIP FOR YOU! Also, I had the conversation after the jump with a friend on YIM about it. [...]
The Perfect Woman
Recently, I was having a discussion with a very dear friend about “the perfect woman.” Maybe not so much a discussion as the topic being brought up, in jest, but it was still enough to make me think more about the topic. I know that, almost a year ago, I had posted some drivel about [...]
Unfrozen Computerguy Supervisor
Every day, I feel more like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer when I get sent to the warehouse to cover the day shift supervisors lunch.
Quitting Smoking, The Money Way
Just had a random thought about quitting smoking, and this is something I wish I had done the many times I have quit (for good now!).
Offending People is my Middle Name
The majority of people annoy me in more ways than you could ever possibly imagine. I have been cultivating a very nice community on the internet that allows me to ignore the general populace of less than savory characters, but there are still times when it must be done. Tonight was one of those times.
