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Some days, I love what Gmail’s Spam Filter Misses

  What the crap is this? If I had the time or inclination, I would respond and have some fun with them, but I have better things to do with my time. The opportunity is available! Logical Equipment company is a quickly growing firm specializing in store brand goods. Logical Equipment company is reliable in [...]

Misplaced Parental Fears

  “These worries that we have are so rare,” says Christie Barnes, mother of four and author of The Paranoid Parents Guide. “It’s like packing a snow shovel in case it snows in Las Vegas.” Based on surveys Barnes collected, the top five worries of parents are, in order: Kidnapping School snipers Terrorists Dangerous strangers [...]

Writing is Habit Forming

  What I mean is that I really need to start actually taking the time to write my damned thoughts down.

Fun with Semantics

  I have decided that I am going to start replacing the word “Fuck” with the word “Thank” in all conversation.

How Not to Get a Tip

  Went to Bob Evan’s for lunch today, carry out. The girl at the carryout register gave me a $10 bil in change. Apparently she assumed I had money other than the $20 bill I gave her? NO TIP FOR YOU! Also, I had the conversation after the jump with a friend on YIM about [...]

The Perfect Woman

  Recently, I was having a discussion with a very dear friend about “the perfect woman.” Maybe not so much a discussion as the topic being brought up, in jest, but it was still enough to make me think more about the topic. I know that, almost a year ago, I had posted some drivel [...]

Unfrozen Computerguy Supervisor

  Every day, I feel more like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer when I get sent to the warehouse to cover the day shift supervisors lunch.

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